What would I be arrested for?

This week I sent out an email asking people what they think I would be arrested for, if that should ever happen. Well, that results are interesting and many seem to have a similar theme to them. What are people trying to say about me??? Anyway, here are the results:

• Drinking
• Indecent Exposure (as if seeing my naked body would ever be a crime or indecent...please!)
• Going postal on a Sallie Mae representative and/or Oprah. The second choice was Indecent Exposure.
• Indecent Exposure
• Drunk and Urinating in Public
• Public Sex (hey, at least I would be getting some)
• Public Nudity
• William Hutter Arrested for Organizing Massive Group Stripping Rally at Starbucks--film at 11pm

Clearly people think I am some sort of sex crazed, naked guy who likes to drink and pee in public. Boy, you guys know me so well!!!