Well, today was a day of errands. In the real world it should have taken a short amount of time, but in a world far, far away where you speak different from everyone else, it becomes a day long event.
The day started like every other day, some coffee, play with the cats, check my email and then head off to get some stuff done. I walked to the nearest DHL stop to pick up a package that was delivered for me. You might wonder why I didn't get it at the house. Great question. Well, our buzzer doesn't work properly and so when it was delivered I had no way to let the delivery person in or get out to the street before he left. So, I went to the nearest location to pick it up. Well, I got there when it was time for their lunch break. The woman behind the counter didn't speak any English and since I don't speak any German you might be wondering "how did he know everyone is at lunch?" I will tell you, charades. It is my new favorite way to communicate with people. Try it, it is loads of fun and you can do it basically anywhere and with anyone :)
Now, I left without my package and headed to the dry cleaners. I adore the woman there. She doesn't really speak English nor does she appear to be a fan of charades, but her attitude (or what appears to be attitude) it something I admire, plus she is one of the few Germans who I have seen smile. Picked up the dry cleaning, dropped it off at home and headed to the city centre to register for my German class.
Before I continue let me just say that Munich has an amazing public transportation system. It is even better if you can read the signs, but I will get to that later. I made it to my stop for the language school but struggled at finding the building. I walked down the street and followed the numbers on the street where the school is located, but never came to the building number I needed. So I turned around and went back to where I began. I saw two men and a woman fight in the street with glass bottles being thrown and the woman walking into traffic. Interesting, but I had my own business to take care of. I walked around another block, which also had the same street name that I needed but still no luck. In the end, after 40 minutes, I found the building. Where was it, oh that's simple, right where it was suppose to be, I just went in the completely wrong direction because not every intersection has a street sign with its name on it. Then after 5 minutes in the language school reception office I was registered for my class...sort of. I wanted to start on the 3rd of November but that class is full so I have to wait until the 17th, oh and pay for my classes and books. Then I headed for the train to take me home.
Remember how I was saying that Munich has a great public transportation system and all that? So I get to my stop and try to find out what level my train is on. It seems simple, but this is where not being able to read German causes some troubles. So, I get on an escalator to take me down to my platform. However, as I am going down I seem to pass my platform. That's right, their are several platforms under ground and you have to make sure you get on the right one. Not only was I going to the wrong level but I was also on the wrong side, meaning I would go in the wrong direction, or something like that. Finally I made it to the right platform and even in the right direction. My train arrives, I get on and am standing and thinking about how complicated this all seems and then I start laughing out loud because the song that started on my I-Pod was 9-to-5 by Miss Dolly Parton and I thought, "no one else on this train could possibly be listening to the same song" and for some reason this really cracked me up. I get to my train stop and then needed to head back to the DHL pick up station but I was out of train/bus passes and I had no money let on me, which meant I would need to continue walking. I made it, got my package and arrived home safe and sound. Again, this all seems simple enough, right?!? In the end it took me over 4 hours to accomplish these simple tasks.
What did we learn from today's adventure? That listening to
Dolly Parton makes everything better.